I know an old lady

I know an old lady who swallowed a fly why oh why she swallowed a fly.
To kill the fly she drank some cider but accidently swallowed a spider.
To kill the spider she rolled on the mat but whilst doing that she swallowed a cat.
To kill the cat she went to the bog but whilst doing that she swallowed a dog.
To kill the dog she went to see goldilocks but on her way she swallowed a fox.
To kill the fox she went up and down an elivater and got eaten by an alligator.

By Calvin John Pollock Leary

My Mum

I love my Mum a lot,
She had a baby and a pretty cot,
We live near a bend,
Our love will never end.

By Calvin John Pollock Leary